If It Takes the Shape of its Container, It's Liquid

Dear Banana,

How's your Person Bowling going? Have you knocked those sticks our from under her yet? Hahaha.

I was just playing a great game with your person. She was trying to put ice in a glass. I was curious about it, so I stuck my face in the glass to lick the ice cube. My person got mad and pushed me away, so I knew I was on to something. So I did it again. The ice was cold and unpleasant, but it was worthwhile because of how mad it made my person. Then she poured some soda in that glass. I plunged my face right in. I got bubbles up my nose and my face got wet, but the look on his face was priceless! I highly recommend you try this as soon as possible.

Good luck with people bowling!

Love,

Peach

An Idiot on Sticks

Dear Peach,

For some reason, my human came home tonight with these weird sticks that she was using to swing her body on. She seems to refuse to touch the ground with her left foot. I don't get it. However, I do see MANY opportunities for fun...

I think I'm going to start with screaming randomly as she moves around. I'll see if I can trick her into thinking she put one of those sticks on me. Hahaha. Then I'll charge at the sticks and see if I knock her off them. Oh, and the obstacle courses I can build! The dog is with my person's mom right now, but he still has a bunch of tennis balls here. I bet I can put those all over the floor! And I haven't made a good yarn maze in a while. This is going to be so much fun!

I'll keep you posted!

Love,

Banana