Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Roommates

Roommates: A JTfC Play

Banana: Screw you!

Peach: No, screw you!

Banana: Cram it, you ginger whore!

Peach: Your mother's a ginger whore!

Banana: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Peach: Hiss!!!!

Female Human: Cats! Dinner!

Banana and Peach, in unison: CEASE FIRE!!!!


All goes well as the cats eat...until Peach looks at Banana...

Banana: Oi! Screw you!

Peach: Fatty!

Banana: Clawless wussbag!

Peach: Oh, yeah?! What are you gonna do about it?

Banana (extending claws): MROW!

Peach: Yuh-oh!

Peach flees.

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