I see you over there. I see you. I'm just biding my time. You just hiss and snarl at me all you want. I'll get you in the end.
Sincerely,
Peach
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Dumb Peach,
No, you won't.
Sincerely, Banana
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Oh, Banana. Silly, silly Banana. You think turning your back and strutting out of the room will save you from my wrath? All you're doing is leaving yourself exposed. That's right....keep walking...keep walking...aaaaannnnndddd....NOW! CHARGE!
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God damn, you're dumb, Peach. Your response to me turning around and smacking you with my claws out is to flop over on your back? I'm ready to rip you open, and you expose your soft underbelly to me?? Really? You suck at catting. You're hardly a jerk at all!
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Oh yeah? I'll show you who's not a jerk!
Mwahahahaha.
Bow to your Queen. Peach isn't a Princess anymore!
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....Touché
