Peach: I am! If only our silly people would stop their talking, I could hear you better!
Banana: I know! How selfish are they?! My person should just set her phone on the counter and walk away and let us talk!
Peach: It's okay. We'll just be louder!
Banana: SOUNDS GOOD! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, PEACH! I'M ADORABLE! I'M MEOWING AS LOUD AS I CAN! I'VE RUBBED UP AGAINST HER LEG DOZENS OF TIMES! I EVEN FELL OFF THE SOFA EARLIER! AND SHE STILL HASN'T GIVEN ME A CAN OF FOOD FOR 2 HOURS! SHE JUST KEEPS PETTING ME AND NUDGING ME TOWARDS MY STUPID, HEALTHY DRY FOOD!
Peach: WHAT A JERK! BITE HER!
Banana: OOOH! GOOD PLAN!
Woman: Ow! What the heck, Banana?!
Peach: Mwahahahahaha. Now find a way to break your collar off then run and hide.
Banana: Why?
Peach: Why do we do anything? We can!
Banana: Yes!
Peach: Do it now! While her back's turned!
Banana: Brilliant! Later, Peach!
*snap* *running sounds*
Peach: Mwahahahahaha. Now find a way to break your collar off then run and hide.
Banana: Why?
Peach: Why do we do anything? We can!
Banana: Yes!
Peach: Do it now! While her back's turned!
Banana: Brilliant! Later, Peach!
*snap* *running sounds*
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